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That would look good on a catwalk…you should contact Lady Gaga!
Wayne Hemingway

STREET THEATRE SHOWS

CARPET MAN & LINO BOY

Carpet Man & Lino Boy

Having lived through the colossal highs and the bottomless lows of the retail carpet trade, Visionary fashion gurus Carpet Man & Lino Boy have seen the future of fashion. They proudly present their astounding 21st century couture creations to the catwalks of the pavement, fresh from the ‘Garden Shed Studio’.

Realising that the demands of the modern day snappy dresser are hopelessly unmet, Carpet Man & Lino Boy have excelled themselves with a bespoke range of multi-functional flooring based clothing – easing the burden of life’s little problems with uncanny style. Seeking sales opportunities and valuable market research, the duo hit the streets before their fashion tour of Paris, Milan and Margate.

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